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12 entries this month
 

Truth, Justice and Anyphalaxis

05:09 Jun 29 2006
Times Read: 826


Men Are From Krypton

Penny Arcade



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Celebrating the upcoming release of the new Superman movie.

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Apparently June is Quiz Month

15:00 Jun 28 2006
Times Read: 836


Jason

is a Robot that is Powered by Cold Fusion, is fitted with an Electric Drill, is covered with Flashing Lights, and Hops Around on Single Leg.

Force: 6 Handling: 4 Weaponry: 2



To see if your Battle Robot can
defeat Jason, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Jason using Force Handling Weaponry




Jason

is a Human-Sized Lizard that is Radioactive.

Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 2



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Jason, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Jason using Strength Agility Intelligence




Jason
is a
Cabbage-Eating Proboscis Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 3.5



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Jason, enter your name:


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..that's how it always starts... then comes the running... and the screaming...

09:35 Jun 27 2006
Times Read: 862


Fairly poached from becomethesea. An excellent profile.



You have a 53% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack







You have an above average chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are able to recognize what the real dangers are as opposed to the imaginary ones. Go team!



Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


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This explains the Diet Coke with lime thing...

17:17 Jun 26 2006
Times Read: 872




As it turns out, jason is aroused by ...



Lime rinds






'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com


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2 Jacked...one not

06:47 Jun 24 2006
Times Read: 891
















Jason's Carny ability:

QuizGalaxy
You can spin four sticks of cotton candy at once. WITH YOUR MIND ALONE.
'What is your Carny ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com




























Jason's Past Lives


















V V V
1090 BC: Assassinated Revolutionary
702 AD: A Nun
1860 AD: A priest
'What were you in your past lives?' at QuizGalaxy.com


































You prefer Rough sex!

You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you.





























'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com



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Fluff - Part Deaux

20:26 Jun 22 2006
Times Read: 917


I've been rereading my Journal entries from the beginning. (January 05) For the most part, and barring some horrible spelling errors, my journal used to contain interesting and articulate material. I even laughed out loud at some of my comments, specifically my disertation on the Human Torch.



Narccisistic? Possibly.



Now...my journal contains mostly fluff. I hate fluff. My journal is pissing me off.



I appologize to everyone who stops by here, regularly. I kind of feel like I'm wasting your time.


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No truer words...

19:00 Jun 22 2006
Times Read: 931


I found the following in imagesinwords ' journal. It was the section below that caught my attention, because it's OH so true, methinks. The entirety of the entry is definitely worth a read.



If you keep every email, and every IM session between yourself and another person- you are either:



1) In LOVE (and love is beautiful thing)



2) OBSESSED!



3) Fuckin' psycho.



Nothing you can say or do to make it sound like you are just using it as 'proof' will convince otherwise. If you weren't in love or obsessed- then you are some evil fuck who uses every piece of contact to put away in a file to hold over someone's head in the future. What a fulfilling life that must be?




I, for one, delete everything. I don't think my love or my obsessions need to be archived in digital media.


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Exceedingly Boring...

18:37 Jun 22 2006
Times Read: 933




Jason --


[adjective]:

Tasting like strawberries





'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com


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ARRRRR!

20:02 Jun 09 2006
Times Read: 971


Fairly Looted from Angelpie! ARRRRR!



What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey


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Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

16:29 Jun 06 2006
Times Read: 995


I am in posession of a movie I did not know exhisted:



The Crow: Wicked Prayer.



Ok, The Crow is a classic, and pretty much started the comicbook-to-movie trend that we are enjoying today.



Crow: City of Angles was a passable sequel.



Crow 3: Shit On A Stick was just...bad.



I'm a big fan of the Crow franchise and music. But The Crow: Wicked Prayer (the title alone is just...bad) stars the following:



Edward (John Connor) Furlong



Tara (Oops my boob fell out) Reid



and...wait for it....and this shocked me....David (Angel) Bereanaz.



I will tender my humble opinion of this "film" after I give it a watch. Pre-review: It's going to stink.


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Bouncing Smiley BASTARD!!!

14:11 Jun 06 2006
Times Read: 1,004


It's beginning to grate my nerves that I can't get any IM systems to work on the ship, anymore. I've run out of ideas and exhausted all of my contacts. Apparently, "they" have blocked all of the Instand Messangers. All of them. I've tried everything.



Not having instant communication with my friends and family is absolutely distressing. I feel as though I am completely out of the loop....cut off.



For years, Yahoo has worked just fine, albiet slow, on the ships. Suddenly, it just won't work. That bastard bouncing smiley face just continues to laugh at me while the "connecting to Yahoo as DCVoodoo" taunts me.

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I've even left the thing on all night trying to connect. I got up in the morning to the same bouncing ASSHOLE smiley. I swear I could actually hear it laughing!



I'm still holding out that the problem is limited bandwidth and that we'll be allocated more, eventually. Then, magically, everything will work fine and I'll HAVE THE LAST LAUGH! heheh...heheheh...HAHAHAHAHAHA!....

AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

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"Ahhhhh! Nipplefuck!"

16:41 Jun 01 2006
Times Read: 1,030


That's what the main character in "40 Year Old Virgin" screams when he's getting his chest waxed. I'm watching this movie, right now, and I'm crying from laughing so hard at this scene.



And then...I think back to a certain Prince and a certain radio show...and the tears just keep pouring down...heheh







DB EDIT:



*laughs hysterically* NOW THAT is comedy! I own the movie... i never really thought about it but now that you mention it...rofl!!!


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